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do not the cat

why are there 7 dwarves chasing after me at all times?

anyone with hair is sleeping on (or i guess not) wearing a bonnet to bed

norway about to win and yall can’t do anything about it

me love food

putting all my cats on my mobile plan and getting them iphones so i can kiss them thru the phone when im not home

rapper name: 50 scent smells like: fresh linen

got misgendered for the first time at work today, in person (i don’t mind)

POV: you get put in the empty cabinet during meal time bc you don’t understand how to stay off the counters or out of the food while it’s being prepared

this is how i’ve felt the whole time during fifa

oh to be a baby snow leopard

i connected with an ancient serpent and now after some wisdom i will swallow the sun whole

i’ll never forget my autistic ass at my first ever wedding and i purposely dodged the bouquet toss as it was coming right for me because i was like no ty

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

i hate work why can’t i stay home and yoink my knob all day

learned the other day from reddit that some people grow straight pubes instead of curly food for thought!

i mean is broccoli real? because i’ve never seen a broccoli plant in person

while you guys are out there blowing your hands clean off for july 4th i will be inside studying the most ancient and esoteric spell scrolls

i’m building an enclosure for my worst enemy that isn’t up to standards

if god is so good and real then why did he let us invent bras?