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Mmmm delicious delicious Ikea modular two seat Kivik sofa

This is perfect!!

My hobbies include music, swimming, and walking around like a sim trying to do the dishes in a room with no doors

I mean, it’s a fitted garment, it doesn’t feel like pajamas, but to every actress and historical reenacter: if your corset is painful either it’s a bad one or you’re wearing it wrong

Corsets!! Every period piece regardless of genre seems to have a scene where a woman is being tightlaced into a corset against her will as a symbol of the patriarchy. In reality tightlacing was a rare “extreme fashion” choice almost no one made. A well fitted and appropriately laced corset is comfy

I once did an opera that culminated in my character distilling poison from a flower and dying dramatically. The person in charge of props got me… a plastic rose 😅 one of the most recognizable and least poisonous flowers known to man. They were a very busy and wonderful person so I didn’t say a word

Sure! At least she wasn’t another cleopatra joan of arc anastasia romanov combo

The sword to the spine thing is pretty specific, but I still think this is more likely than all the people who think they were ancient queens and legendary heroes. We can’t all be Boudica, someone has to be dead soldier #5

You know what? In fairness, there were probably a lot of guys like this in the course of human history. If past lives are indeed a thing, saying “I was at some point a gay guy who died in violent conflict” is a guess with decent odds

If your Zibby Allen remains Chad Ridgely for over five hours please consult a physician

In honor of the 250, I highly recommend listening to First America. Rebecca Nagle is an excellent storyteller, weaving the history of Natives during the start of the US with interviews & stories from recent history that puts the origins of the country into perspective. omny.fm/shows/first-...

Turtles probably think our naked backs are hilarious

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

I have actually heard of a guy who lost two wives night fishing in the bay - once can be a boating accident. Twice???????? 😖

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Oh god I forgot I brought cereal for lunch

To the tune of Saturday in the Park bu Chicago Saturday 🕺 At my job🧑‍🩰 Washing breast milk out of a dress🪩

Maybe the dumbest bit that still seems to have purchase in American politics is “that really rich guy can’t be bought!” I assure you, his wealth is *proof* that he can be bought, despite a weird elite class of Americans who want you to believe they won their fortunes in single combat or something

This post is brought to you by my gym bag, which once had three carrying straps, and which I used until it had approximately 0.5 carrying straps. I am begrudgingly fixing it now that it finally has 0

Every time I, a professional seamstress, break something, it takes me weeks if not months to get around to mending it, and every time my dad notices this he says “oh no this is awful! I wish you knew literally anyone who could sew!! It’s gonna be broken forever😭” and your honor it’s funny every time