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I’m not even mentioned in here which by extension logically implies that I am batting 1.000 and thus the greatest joke writer of all time

here’s our closer look from last night on trump eating shit at the whcd. normally seth doesn’t know what the clip at the end is gonna be, he just sees the setup. but this time he wanted to know because it involved explaining what a chode is and I think that was a wise choice youtu.be/LZnx9caKOpw?...

Trump Brutally Flops at White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Epstein Story Wins Award: A Closer LookYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyersyoutu.be

the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane

very funny that trump literally just threatened to cut off trade with spain and embargo spanish imports and then spain came to the US and won the world cup while trump sat there and watched

spain strategy: keep passing, close down your man, press the advantage argentina strategy: whoever has the ball, murder them

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i’ve made this point before but no actual Italian person I know gives a shit about christopher columbus. when I was growing up the biggest italian icon in my house was mike piazza

belgium now controls the strait of hormuz

Four maga nut jobs with fox news brain rot ruling that “actually the sky is purple” is by far the best argument yet for packing the court, adding term limits and impeaching as many of them as we can. they’ve lost their minds. this case was actually a cognitive test and four of them failed

mayor mamdani please put david stearns in jail

(obsessed lifelong mets fan voice) I fucking hate the mets

joe rogan looks like the nypd fished him out of the east river on law and order

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

it is so funny that whenever you hear them say “knicks went 15-1 in their last 16” you know the 1 was trump

the supreme court gave wemby absolute immunity

man nyc is such a fun place right now. on my way to a mets game (lol) and everyone’s in knicks gear or brazil gear or mets gear or argentina gear. everyone’s on their way to a watch party or a block party. the whole country could be like this if it wasn’t run by miserable pudding brained freaks

sometimes I think the simplest explanation of our politics is that we have a sizeable minority constituency of big fucking babies who whine and shit themselves whenever they don’t get what they want and this clip is definitely strong evidence for that theory

zohran, I am begging you, please do this for the mets

nothing I love more than writing a big old recap of insane news we missed and seth always performs them flawlessly. We’re back tonight from a two week break which means it’s time once again for our recurring segment “everything’s great!” youtu.be/uSSN-MhBkDo?...

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my god this such a tiresome and lazy take. why do none of these articles ever note that colbert and the other late night shows crush on youtube and social media? colbert’s *daily* monologues have more views than many hot ones episodes. the explanation is simple: anti-trump comedy is popular!