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launched out of my body and sent straight into orbit when a customer calls me “the lady” 😬

fuck dude I need to go to the gym after work. IM SO ANGY ABOUT HOT PEOPLE

all right. you know what. maybe I do want to dom women too

WRESTLING IS SO PAINFUL WHEN YOU’RE IN THE “CUM AND DEATH” PHASE OF HRT BRO

bro I’m so fucking mad. one month ago I didn’t know there were this many beautiful people in the world and now I’m overwhelmed with the intensity of my aesthetic attractions

FUUUUUCK máscara dorada is wearing red & gold in this friday CMLL show vs. komander and is2fg they go so much faster in the arena mx ring than in US rings

strongk enough now to make pretty circles on the floor when I mop the warehouse at work. also now I can just deadlift a 50lb bucket of paint to over my chest so I can put it in the recycling bin and also maneuver it within the bin (it’s awkward). in the past that would’ve been 3 days back pain

Elmo in Hell: Elmo RiseAlt: Elmo in Hell: Elmo Risestatic.klipy.com

I wish I could show you all how quickly I can assemble one of our cardboard trays at work but it’s all branded with our logo 😔 five years of muscle memory means I can do it without looking, by feel alone, in about two seconds

there’s the experience of watching it which feels like orthographic categories and then there’s the experience of embodying & performing it which is more articulatory categories, and I do not have experience with the latter. but I could start codifying the former

watching wrestling is like learning a whole new language that’s spoken by the body

ughhhhh the way titán grabs the ropes by the turnbuckle and just fuckin hauls himself up is so fucking hot UGHHHHHHH

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wrestling fans are like georainbolt but for people