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QRP with your most popular piece on bluesky--stunned to learn that it's the 3-seater:

whether you’re a mean-looking weaselly little guy with statement glasses and an ugly fashion mullet or a beet-red shirtless guy with a really ostentatious back tattoo commemorating a friend or relative who died under confusing and ill-defined circumstances, you’re valid at this viagra boys concert ❤️

everyone always bitches about the destiny loadout-slop character screen but few will acknowledge it also contains the tasteful conversation panel…

ray liotta in goodfellas saying “as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a monsterfucker”

dming jon wurster to ask him if he thinks philly boy roy was a glocca morra fan

is this what they’re talking about when they say “the only way out is through”?

patrick star after eating his one chocolate bar in the ep. of spongebob where they run away because they stole a balloon on free balloon day

i see a lot of disagreement about the chris nolan movie ‘tenet’ online and my basic opinion is that you either understand it’s a movie about three guys forming a best friends forever club and then immediately agreeing to kill themselves and think that’s funny as hell or you missed the point entirely

unfortunately a joke i’ll always find funny is responding to those “what will your job be after capitalism posts” with jobs that can only exist under capitalism

i heard they’re making LeBron memorize all the philly boy roy calls from best show before they let him onto the sixers lineup

i don’t have a lot to say in favor of my liberal arts education but i am appreciative of having a professor who instilled in me the opinion that diomedes is the best guy in the iliad because he’s the only character who gets an aristeia despite not being a demigod

not really one for playing spellcasters in ttrpgs but i do regret not getting the opportunity to flesh out bootsy howitzer, the gnome evoker i thought of who at one point was wearing a tin funnel for a hat like the bird demon in the bosch painting, a pair of bike shorts, and a juicy couture poncho

it’s so funny to walk into a new nicolas refn movie going like “aw yeah another hopelessly confused piece of complete dogshit straight from the brain of mr. drive himself” while knowing that he walks around all day being like “i schimply lœve mjövies, hjæv you meet my good friend hjideo kojimä”

me when a burger place called burger philosophy on clark street in chicago changed concepts in 2014 to become “little bad wolf” and started making the same burger as every other burger joint in the city while jacking their prices up

was kind of on the fence about staying at this new bnb when i visit chicago next month and then in their follow up email they called me by the wrong name and said they’d send a secure stripe link for me to pay with and i said “all good i’ll just eat like double the cost to stay at a fancier hotel”

aging alt comics guy trying to remember the title to Craig Thompson’s ‘Good-bye, Chunky Rice’:

YOU’VE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF BARBADOS SLIM…now goodbye forever!

how i’ll be giggling at the no-laughs-refused chuckledump

i’ve been playing a lot of veteran on darktide lately and the anti-armor sticky grenade is so laughably good i made this homage to the classic sharezone post to celebrate it:

her: I’m coming over, your vault better not be full of BR33 Volley Rifles when I get there!! my stupid ass: