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Is this why I’m committed to being the little spoon…perhaps

Child me watching this and escaping into my mind palace of go to sleep in bed with big polar bear real

There’s also The Bear but I can’t find gifs for it

Well when you watch this one nearly every Christmas it adds up easily

all you gotta know is spiderman got a sticky ass in this one

Drawing little critters sleeping is one of my favourite things. I like sleeping in general. I’ll go to bed. Good night. 🫰

horse with human hands i love you, i love you, horse with human hands

they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup

love under green light 💚

The creators of IMAX have come up with some other bullshit (Source: tinyurl.com/44p54bt2)

The vampire cat is envious of those who can go to the beach during the day, and despite being feared, treats everyone with great kindness, which is no ones fault for him being cursed.

I think he put a lethal amount of menthol in the sausage

My favorite is when he put a menthol sausage on the grill and it cuts from his jolly demeanor to him choking on its fumes

Lol 💈 🍆

egyptian garage, san diego, california, 1979

Something is deeply wrong with a lot of people on there

I think it’s the only place on the internet I’ve seen people regularly accuse someone of sexually abusing their pets and it’s like…Example: Someone petting their pigeon and they’ve heard about how petting parrots in certain ways can trigger their hormones and think that applies to every bird.

Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.