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who is this guy

I'm on Team Aegon now

You odyssey these nuts. They're a tenet of ten. I wanna prestige nuts on your face. Batman begin.

hurricane season is starting, this is your reminder to live stream severe weather events, not record them, so that if you die we can still enjoy your cool video

all you gotta know is spiderman got a sticky ass in this one

this is too much recap

did you expect a clown posse to be reasonable and level-headed

is this anything

Dr. Doom should kill all of the Eternals in the first 15 seconds of the movie, to establish his power level, and to close the loop on all that

why didn't the eagles carry Odysseus to Ithaca

airport shops used to sell nudy magazines but The Left took that away from us

Jeff Bezos & the Rings of Power strikes a perfect balance between being high budget and gorgeous to look at, and unbelievably bad and fun to mock with my friends, which makes it my kind of TV show. I will be tuning into Season 3.

san diego !!

I'll be at San Diego Comic Con this week, booth 1234! Launching the 10 Year Edition of Joking Hazard, and ALPHABET WAR, with Mike Salcedo! Come say hi!

I am in San Diego in the midst of an oppressive heatwave (77 degrees F)

TIL "turn that frown upside down" has a second verse that goes "and drop that ass on the ground"