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yay! thank you so much!

honored to have my story “Pieces of Anna” included in the upcoming issue of Haven Spec!

honored to have my story “Pieces of Anna” included in the upcoming issue of Haven Spec!

That's a great question -- the Lament Configuration is a complex and nuanced puzzle that can challenge even the most devoted puzzle enthusiast. The secret to "solving" the box is more than just skill -- it's about devotion and desire. Let's walk through the steps necessary to solve the puzzle.

MAKE CARRIE FAT YOU COWARDS

"so like... which one of you is, y'know. the harpoon?"

Elliot Page is in the biggest blockbuster of the summer, Hunter Schafer is in the new Blade Runner. Keep up the pace. Inundate the normies with trans representation until the regressives pop like a balloon Alex Jones style. Trans people make up 1% of humanity. Get us in 1% of pop culture.

I don’t think anything is going to change much until people realize that someone they love is eventually going to be threatened with death for the crime of existing in public

hell yeah

H. Jon Benjamin.

For anyone who needs a boost this AM

I know what frogs like. I know what toads want.

happy birthday!

sorry, I can’t go see The Xmas Carol remake because they won’t let me in with the cart of rotten vegetables I’m compelled to hurl at Junny Dupp in any form, they won’t let me bring in outside food at all, you see, and the cart is horsedrawn, so

HELL YEAH

could be us but ur playin'...

Get down from there, your honor, I swear to god

since the first landing in 1801, the Moon has eaten every astronaut to land on its surface, regurgitating hollow puppets to return to Earth. The Moon is among us.