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This bar is playing Money by Punk Floyd and I'm sad about Kevin Gausman again

I'd fumble my fucking skull

I still don't like the Gausman trade. But otherwise, this was a very good deadline for the Jays, imo

Yay!

I was as annoyed at Hoffman as anyone. I was scared everytime he came in this year, even though he started doing better. But he had a good attitude. He didn't complain when he was moved out of the closer role. I wish him well

Don't trade Springer. I would also like you to keep Scherzer if at all possible. Thank you

I've been looking at the Jays Reddit for trade deadline stuff and I've read the words "asset management" so often that the words have lost all meaning

Huh?

Jays, please get an outfielder who can hit

The Jays are now trading top prospects, so I guess they're trying to retool on the fly?

Maybe good?

"Yeah, it's 'Civic Holiday'. I'm not sure what it means. I think technically it's Simcoe Day? No one really calls it that. Anyway, I can't work because this holiday is very important to me."

If you say this on Reddit, you unleash the amateur general managers

It's my birthday. Give me attention

Always this

Can't keep a guy like that on your team 😉

I know I've been extra obnoxious about the Jays selling at the deadline & I'm sorry. Sports makes you feel things. When something good happens, you cheer because you're feeling something. You don't cheer "good asset management" even if it's important. So, when things go poorly, you feel things too

Anyway, just let me hate Rogers again. I never should have stopped.

It was nice having the Jays be good for a single season. It seriously was. I enjoyed it so much. I had the absolute best time. I'm so sad that it's over so soon. That's why I'm so annoyed about this season and the selling of players, because the winning was so much damn fun. And now it's over

I wish the Jays kept Gausman. I know that's "poor asset management and "management malpractice" or whatever, but the team is going to be bad for the near future. There might not be baseball next year. It would have been good for team and fan morale to keep him. Get mad at me all you want