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Or crow-tisserie.

Stick your bottom lip out as far as possible for the first syllable then pull it in sharply for the second.

Watch out if it grows a big pod because that's how they got Donald Sutherland.

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN

This would really piss off Sheena Easton.

You too can be rendered leakproof by the Fabulous Baker Brothers.

You have to also use the shower for showering.

I find AI chatbots hugely satisfying when I've repeatedly failed to locate the FAQ page because of my own stupidity.

Self-proclaimed... obviously she realised you were a dicktator.

A realistically harsh representation of methadone withdrawal.

Cosa significa "mad for it"?

Very evocative of puke, shit and maggots. An ode to Decay.

I used to work in a factory but I wasn't making enough.

I kind of get why you finish later than everyone else.

I before ye, except after tea.

My daughter's Playmobil Scooby-Doo Haunted Mansion came with a little box that has precisely 6 sound effects: 'Footsteps' 'Witch cackle' 'Creaky door' 'Wah-wah-wah-waaaaah' 'Running on the spot then accelerating away' 'Da da, da da da daaaahhhh' That's all anyone should require.

Heaven Knows I'm Boom Bang a Bing Bong Now

I'd love to see your take on the solar eclipse next month.

Thank god I only took a tiny sip.

Quite disgraceful, that would be, if it happens.