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No different than the people who stockpiled a garage full of toilet paper with the hope of selling it later at inflated prices.

Yes, I do hate it when I’m having sex with someone and suddenly they turn into a Douglas Fir

Chloe Zhao's THE TIGER IS OUT, coming 2028

“Doesn't Have Time To Deal With That Right Now" is very relatable.

I only made it halfway through S1 of MedCenter Argala.

Never regretted not seeing that one, and now I regret it even less.

That’s so wang.

I’m sure it’ll be fine

*sends supportive vibes through the interwebbies*

Perfectly coiffed tresses are for the weak

PARIS: Um. So like… when I make a decision, will you be mad at me? ATHENA: I am the goddess of wisdom and warfare, favored of Zeus. The frivolities of lesser women are beneath me. PARIS: Oh good. I wasn’t choosing you. *LATER* ATHENA: Odysseus. Kill them all. I’m not horsing around.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...

When the vamps decide to try the provincial life:

*virtual hug* ❤️

Catherine the Great Gatsby

Being responsible is for the weak.

Disadvantage of being divorced: Can no longer say “I’m Brian and so’s my wife!”