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Happened to me once. Lyft driver sat in a parking garage in the dark and locked the door when I found him, telling me it was a glitch and another driver was coming. Then when the time expired he drove off and I got charged for a no-show.

Like the bizarro version of John Kennedy's Louisiana accent?

Oh, I get it now, you are delusional. Does your AI girlfriend think you're making really good points?

When American academics discuss deaths in other countries due to governments they don't like, they count famine deaths and other consequences of government decisions as murders. In the US it's all just a bunch of weird random "accidents."

How do you think lawsuits or user agreements actually work? "This could never happen in the US, because it's illegal!" Oh you sweet summer child.

This happens in the porn parody, The Odyssex.

not really surprised to learn that terminal stupidity and racism is the reason i can’t walk into a CVS and just buy a toothbrush without flagging down the one person who might be in the store dannykatch.substack.com/p/we-used-to...

Every Republican Never-Trumper has a well-funded platform and zero audience among Republicans.

Sigh. They're still here but they always say the exact same thing. No amount of "real life happened" will ever adjust their priors.

Is this the process? Am I still supposed to trust the process? I haven't been paying attention for 10-20 years.

My favorite thing about Rogue One was the climax taking place in a giant card catalog, which is the last time Star Wars really felt like it was a fantasy for library nerds.

We've had fun with this, but it reveals the key to the reactionary worldview: the poor are the real elite, a class of people living a luxurious life of free everything. In that light, the bus isn't for people who can't afford a car; it's for people getting special treatment so they don't need one.

Green means this parking spot is A-OK for a special little guy like you.

"Oh, so you DO know how to stop!" is my favorite thing to say when this happens to me.

He's so good. I loved his sketch show after In Loving Color.

So weird to finally see videos of these bands I've been listening to for decades. For some reason I can't imagine anyone with a deep voice being blond but apparently a lot of the singers are.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert.

What is the solution?

People all around the world have fallen for scams, but nobody on earth falls for them as consistently as every single American.