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Eating raw cookie dough cuz it’s not even in the top ten of foods that could currently make me sick.

Eminently reasonable. Haters hate to see it.

I grew up in a pretty Jewish area and haven’t faced much antisemitic harassment in my life, but one when I was 14 I attended a statewide math & science camp & when a friend there found out I was Jewish she GENUINELY asked if I had horns & a tail. So…

The one I can’t get over is it replacing COMMON words that FIT in the context with homophones of names from my address book (generally of people I haven’t spoken to in YEARS). No I did not mean the last name of a student I taught almost a decade ago, but good try!

First row balcony at the hockey game beats almost every loge seat.

Imagine thinking a person would risk alienation from friends & family, social & work repercussions, buy a whole new wardrobe, get surgery, change their whole fucking identity FOREVER just to…MAYBE play a women’s sport professionally? If you think people do this YOU are the one w/a grifter mindset.

Perverts.

I am BEGGING people who care about Palestinian liberation to guard themselves against age-old antisemitic conspiracy theories dressed up as “political savvy.” The euphoria you feel believing these things is that of the conspiracy theorist, not of the righteous.

NO!!

What other movies can stack up to the murderer’s row that is the cast of John Patrick Shanley’s Doubt? Not just no duds, but all of them absolute pantheon-level, generational talents.

This is why I hate it when hotel tvs allow you to log into apps. NO! I will watch the second half of Goonies and the first half of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade while I fall asleep as god intended.

If you don’t have at least one friend or family member experiencing the very stark & devastating effects of long covid (or who was taken by it altogether) consider yourself one of the lucky ones and shut the fuck up.

It gives the same energy as all the white people who came out to protest a weed store opening in our town with the argument that it was “too close to a soup kitchen”. Yeah I’m sure you’re REAL worried about unhoused people getting into a weed shop w/a security guard & buying $40 prerolls.

Does Chaya Raichik maintain the same influence she did several years ago? Has she done something funny like succumb to AI psychosis or had any of her children go no contact? I truly wish only the worst for her. 

ALL I ask is that people who reject Universal Basic Income out of hand because “People need to work” interrogate WHY they believe this instead of assuming it as a starting point.

Damn, just remembered how I used to wear two bras for my improv shows in college because people would make fun of me for my nipples being visible on stage. Being a woman is so chill, man.

The term “heritage American” should feel so unsavory coming off your tongue as an American that you immediately reject the nomenclature out of hand.

As a hot adhd girlie married to a short-king-walking-green-flag-certified-wife-guy I can confirm that Zendaya and Tom Holland’s situation IS as fun as it looks.