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reincarnating into a white blood cell like osmosis jones

if two things are equidistant that means they are exactly one horse length apart

"in this game you can do anything you imagine!" ok. well. the absence of limitations is the enemy of art. so jot that down

I would never live on a remote isolated island . thats where we send our political enemies outcasts and exiles

even Im not autonomous if they unplugged my refrigerator I would die

wheee

when I am in a situation

oh . whew

on top of that cant anyone put any words on top of any image on the internet anyway

[making bad decisions] why is this happening to me

eating a fish

why are ♥️ shaped like that . what kind of creatures heart looks like that

people on here talk about the wall street journal and the washington post like they are going to have sex with them

treating you like my favorite toy and chomping down on you and spinning my head around really fast

born to dance

doom scrolling r/ghosts sorted by top all time . Dont do it

at my old chess club I could almost never beat this one guy with decades of chess experience . unless we played speed chess and I threw an early piece that forced us into novel boardstates. he was not happy when he noticed I was clocking him out on purpose

chess . most people have boardstates they prefer or are more familiar with and you can rapidly push a player into unknown territory and catch them unaware

historically accurate star wars movie

Im dehydrated