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remembering the greatest interview of all time

Yeah let me just "create a passkey" real quick thanks. Idiot.

especially in july

"work for us for meager wages until you die" is their prevailing philosophy but it's crazy to see them getting so close to just saying it

pivoting to "don't save for retirement" as a message is really a hat on a hat for these ghouls

I'm a rectangologist and rectangles only do this when under duress or in their nesting season. Either way, please give them plenty of space as you walk your dogs

"...I'm Jack Burkman....I'm Jacob Wohl..."

well they've spent years very focused on making themselves famous

kids trying their best and 80% of the time accidentally coming up with decent nature documentaries

The government should fund yearlong posting residencies for the best of the best Posters, like fulbright scholarships

(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

I remember getting that book years ago and being like "I'll just go through the book and make everything" and then going "yeah I think I can pass on the 15 different fruit vinegars"

So much of human evolution comes down to basically that lmao

now lost in a lot of that discourse was that Sean Penn's character was vaguely reminiscent of the fellow what was head of the border patrol at the time

right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou

dawg what happened to your other eye

HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.

His facial features just seem to get more expressive with age, too, which is incredible