Very funny to take credit for the guy you tried to make lose to Andrew “Sex Pervert” Cuomo
DemocratsHUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.
our secret? correct, Sharia law
DemocratsHUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.
600 homes burned to the ground. 60K people evacuated. This is huge and we’re barely even noticing anymore. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/u...
Spokane Wildfires Destroy Hundreds of Buildings as Thousands EvacuateFirefighters were hopeful that improving weather conditions in Washington state could help efforts to contain the blaze, which officials described as the largest natural disaster in the history of Spo...www.nytimes.com
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
Gillian BranstetterAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
"Move over Iran war, there's a new most important story in the world. Anthony Fauci kept a diary."
The Daily ShowDesi Lydic Foxsplains Anthony Fauci’s explosive diary
James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
Exec: Mr. Spielberg, we love the E.T. idea. We've got some cute designs for him that'll make great toys for- Spielberg: No. E.T. should look like a nutsack. Damp and sticky. A bag of gross wrinkles. Exec: I see. Interesting Spielberg: His foul mouth dribbling with precum. Exec: Back up a little
richiepost your worst draft
There’s a song about that
The Chicks - Goodbye Earl (Official Video)YouTube video by dixiechicksVEVOyoutu.be𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝Women still cook for abusive men. They may daydream about what ingredients they might add, but they still cook for them, nonetheless.
remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.
Kevin Owens shouts out Tanea Brooks AKA Rebel for inspiring him with her fight against ALS
someone needs to tell him that even the israelis have started using the "hamas-run health ministry" numbers because they know the real number is hundreds of thousands higher
29 U.S.C. § 157This guy has 20,000 followers and is using his platform to do Gazan holocaust denialism
You laugh but wait til Mitch McConnell pops up perfectly fine on the 4th on an episode of Hot Ones and then immediately dies trying to swallow an entire chicken wing whole
Still can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol
The War on Autism is heating up. Autistic telepaths, deploy anti-prayer psychic shielding! Stim-dancing brigade, prepare to charge on my mark! We’re going to destroy God’s giant glowing 3D puzzle. That’ll teach ‘em.
Lucy
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
“He would get in trouble and just—nothing ever seemed to happen..." “Because he is Max Miller,” said another classmate. “He gets out of stuff" “He’s rich, he’s well-connected, his family is well-connected. It’s not surprising to me that he doesn’t pay consequences for the things he does."
Michael PlaneyAnd this @politico.com story from 2021 rightly points out Miller's abusive past and his family's billionaire wealth and long-time Republican connections in Ohio, so it was all known to Bernie Moreno before his daughter's wedding: web.archive.org/web/20211105...
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced LaborThe lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.futurism.com
car brain is the real-life equivalent to the myths about toxoplasmosis. efforts to reduce trash rotting in the street festering with disease and rats being met with "but muh parking!?????" is beyond parody. these people would happily live in a landfill if it had assigned parking.
David DilbertStop the War on Cars. Stop taking our parking spots away.
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
Rodger Shermanand Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!