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run it until we score

tired: lol Carolina is having a Shaq DJ set at 9am wired: lol Carolina is having a live Inside the NBA at 9am because Shaq is absolutely bringing Kenny Smith up there

count me in on the theory that the NCAA took a dive on the class of 22 5th year eligibility thing in order to go beg for congressional intervention

*fart noise* that’s the vision

welcome to college congressball Saturday

Brett Bielema is gonna do this to some poor unsuspecting Big Ten coach (Matt Rhule) and then ascend into heaven

oh my god he’s totally gonna go to LSU isn’t he and that’s gonna be a beautiful mess

(kinda annoyed Will Wade is getting a get out of jail free card for his idiotic roster building approach)

he should’ve been the only one from this class to not get eligibility

once again, everyone except for the NCAA saw this very obvious court outcome coming

Maui title game at 2:30 is vile and disgusting

ok yeah this is obviously a psyop

Biff Ten Network

Grungo Law is absolutely on a college football roster, maybe even Temple’s. Who can say?

to be fair I didn’t think they’d actually do it

sponsor patches on college jerseys are fine and anyone claiming to care about them is being performative

hi I’d like to announce my career pivot to being the Joe Tipton/Hayes Fawcett for twenty somethings with a finance degree from UCF or Arizona State

the whole UNLV basketball team owner thing is quite possibly the most Josh Pastner Josh Pastner has ever Josh Pastnered

the thing about Mike Lombardi is he absolutely looks like a guy that would be incredibly creepy and inappropriate to female coworkers