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Sickos Committee

Step One: Buy Akron Season Tickets Step Two: Enter Drawing and win Step Three: Become Akron’s Offensive Coordinator

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hoyaghost

Hope the team is ready to run this play 3 times on the opening drive

No Purpose Flour

Someone in the Akron athletic department listens to @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and the single wing.

Travistn

And then your friends make bank by betting on Kalshi what the plays will be.

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Sickos Committee

Nope 👎

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Marc Olson

this will 100000000% happen

Adria

"You seem to only want to call the triple option from wishbone, and halfback dive out of the Maryland I... are you sure that'll work?" "You didn't specify it had to be effective... If that's the case, run the triple option from the I as well. Keep them on their toes."

Sickos Committee

Luckily for me I can’t read that stipulation at the bottom.

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Dimlan

Imagine if some rando could be offensive coordinator for one series for the *Akron Zips* *without* the Head Coach present. Wars would rage. Typhoons would form. The economy would never recover. And those are just consequences we can think of!

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Sickos Committee

If you want all the details. gozips.com/news/2026/8/...

Akron Football Announces Offensive Coordinator of the Game - University of Akron AthleticsAKRON, Ohio — University of Akron Athletics announced a new fan promotion, "Offensive Coordinator of the Game," giving one football season ticket holder the ...gozips.com
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Nicholas Eckert

I mean, we're talking about Akron here, this can't be the worst idea

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JARED GOFF

My coworker, who lives in Colorado and went to Michigan State, dropped us a slack late last night saying he was now an Akron season ticket holder lol. Our boss went to Akron and she said “they suck, if you want to give the tickets away to anyone let me know.”

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KLB

Man, I been playin Madden for 30 years, I dont need no coach to tell me Toss Right is gonna work. (Full transparency I run Off Tackle to the left on the first play of every game, but I didn't wanna give it away)

Mike Bischoff

We're bringing back the Wing-T!

ETX Gov

The Robert Morris HC should buy a ticket, as a bit.

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Rep John Chungus of (D-NY27)

Incredible things are possible

Brendan Kearns

Joe Moorhead: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN PUNT FORMATION ON THE FIRST FIRST DOWN?!!! The Commish: don't worry, it's a fake. Joe Moorhead: <THROWS HEADSET AT THE COMMISH>

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Nate

Fake Punt Pass on Madden 2001 worked 60% of the time, every time

bigcee

Go deep Go deep Just keep going deep till we score or turn it over

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Brendan Kearns

.... I should call her.

Sparky Polastri

Interestingly enough, Akron doesn’t appear to have a full time OC or DC. Hopefully the DC contest is coming soon, we’re doing nothing but blitzing and running four verts at the rubber bowl. gozips.com/sports/footb...

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Caleb

Robert Morris coaching staff has a chance to get a VPN and do the funniest thing in football history

Pookie Patrol

If I score a touchdown do I get a quality control offer?

Melting in the Texas Heat Atomica

If this isn't what the money is for, I don't know what is.

Connor

Get ready to violently alternate between the triple option and the run and shoot

UnDrewsual

Nothing but trick plays.

Aaron D. Proctor

4 Verts 4 Verts 4 Verts 4 Verts

Joshua Ray/Ban Prevent Defense

1) Double-reverse WR pass 2) FB dive 3) Hook and ladder 4) 4 verts

twodogs2

I’m calling the same play over and over - Zippy up the middle, 3 yards and a pile of dust. (photo from Zippy’s page).

George H.W. The Animal Steele

Of course it's the home opener when they might be playing Ted's Law School & CDL Training. I want this power on Tuesday night in November, I want to dictate the MACtion.

Bruce Thornton Appreciator

Get ready to learn the triple option, buddy