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hi I'm Monsterjuice this is my Bull shit plural thought toilet account 31, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ + 🚩🏴 he/him 🦐 Punk skinhead furry loser 🔞 NSFW sometimes I am going to loudly hate and make fun of people's toys here ok main account 4 art: @monsterjuice.bsky.social

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Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷‍♀️

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Geneticists breed a new kind of shark called Charcharodon Calamitous. The whole movie is lit like shit so you can barely tell what makes C. Calamitous any different than a regular shark. The lego set sells for $150 a pop and I get a royalty off every sale because I copyrighted the dumb new shark

weinberg

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

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Dr. Helpwell and White Branch #pengoart

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If Jennings is the ally he claims to be, he would use his celebrity and privilege to get this lady her account back.

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Well, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.

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Diplomoceras is pretty fun 😁 it's a Cretaceous ammonite (shelled squid relative) shaped like a paper clip www.museumoftheearth.org/exhibit/hete...

Giant Heteromorph Ammonite — Museum of the EarthDiplomoceras maximum On display in the Museum of the Earth is one of the world’s largest relatively complete heteromorph ammonites. This specimen of Diplomoceras maximum —which is from the Cretaceo...www.museumoftheearth.org
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Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

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There’s a private Christian school in my town literally called “Faith Academy” that has so many corroborated stories of incidents and several actually convicted child molesters that were ex-employees I can’t even list them all. All cisgender, of course.

e.w. niedermeyer

the real risk of child sexual abuse isn't trans people using the restrooms or locker rooms that reflect their genders, it's coaches and teachers and youth pastors who you want to give a legitimate reason to be inspecting their genitals in the name of oppressing people who aren't hurting anyone

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