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It seems there's not much a monkey's paw love to hear more than 'I wish there was a movie of [thing I like]'

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If you, unbidden, post AI trash in the replies of someone you don't even follow and they ask you not to do that and even say please and you block them you might be a ding dong

See I knew having almost no exposure to the actual original story was going to work in my favor

Manatee is in the print shop if you want manatee prints

My internal monologue

The most likely case of course is he doesn't really like anything

People are allowed to like whatever they like but it is equally important to know when to shut up about it

Cyclopses have cloacas. That's just science.

One of my favorite midcentury buildings in Chicagoland is this unusual storefront + house in Evergreen Park, constructed in the early '60s as a personal project of real estate developer Wayne Bekta. His wife's flower shop faced 95th Street, with the family home attached behind it as one structure.

If there isn't a lake what the heck is everyone drinking. Where is the craft beer coming from. This is impossible.

living in Chicago is incredible because sometimes you just stumble across a Scene of Epic Proportions

And then there's Warhammer 40K

Also Lake Michigan in this is a landfill which is about as sad a thing as you could put in a movie. Like too depressing to contemplate. Have to assume they fed it all into the evil robot data centers

Basically everything said in the movie supporting total robot ubiquity is indistinguishable from the way AI boosters talk now.

Fair Winds and Safe Travels, Imani Our beloved Imani has begun his southward migration; a natural undertaking as old as his species. 1/4 📸: Denise Poloyac (Imani, 2026)

All of this movie was shot in Vancouver BC

20+ year old sci-fi movies that are set in dates still in the future are getting rarer all the time

Oh weird I did quite misremember. The hog in question belongs to Ralph Fiennes.