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Yes. “AI”

This is one cool-ass cephalopod and I would like to hang out with them sometime.

Yes to all of this, please.

Imagine being so gullible that you think this is anything other than rampant lies to goose the stock price. This is preposterously stupid and will happen sometime after Elron Muskard delivers on his promise to put a million people on mars by a few years ago. What a jackass.

What the fuck does not begin to cover this. This is absolutely appalling and everyone involved needs to be held accountable. If this all transpired anything like the article states, it’s flat-out murder.

Look, if Pinky and The Brain were in his head, there would at least be a brain in his head.

I was told I cannot bring bagels to DoD employees on the last day of a week-long class because it would run afoul of federal gift laws. (Despite the price of one (1) bagel being well below the $20/person/year threshold specified by law.)

Every time I hear something about/from James Carville, I’m reminded that he’s actually still alive.

So say we all

If your party’s position is “yeah, we know there are credible accounts of our people running sex trafficking networks and raping kids but you should definitely let us inspect your kids’ genitals,” I think you should re-assess your affiliation and allegiance.

This sentence is a work of art and perfectly captures the shitty AI grift and everyone behind it.

I think people who can spot motion smoothing on tvs may also be quick to identify slop videos. They have a similar strangeness, IMO.

What he going to grab them by?

This is very well-stated. Bigger implication: TAM of centaur users is exceedingly small compared to the unrealistic claims of the fad-marketing machine. When the AI industry collapses, it will be b/c there simply never was a significant market for it. The business model has always been a nonstarter.

These vapid techbros have never in their lives know a real connection with another human being. And they’re extracting their revenge on us all while taking in billions.

He should have just called it a Flock and all the laws would instantly disappear, right??

Unsurprising to see a rapist blaming the victim.

The Row (Alternate title: The Column)

Get a fucking warrant from a judge.

@bencollins.bsky.social looking forward to the “raccoon penisserole” and “pangolin liver smoothie” recipes from the brainworm guy’s recipe corner