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Not being able to eat lettuce has actually helped to expand and diversify my diet. Like 2 days ago for dinner I had 8 dry and unadorned falafels and last night I had a mostly thawed plain frozen bagel.

it’s crazy that Sam Altman didn’t go to turbo prison for 10,000 years the first time someone killed themselves because of ChatGPT

Oh no, my computer’s alive now. Better give me a bunch of government money bc that’s what the computer likes to eat. Tech journalists, falling all over each other in an attempt be the first to propose marriage to the computer: Wow groundbreaking

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The emperor is simply nkd

Pretended to take my dog’s medicine before giving it to her and she seemed genuinely shocked and delighted, but I can’t celebrate my successful bit because now the pressure is on and I know the only way to top it is to actually take the medicine next time.

Kevin Smith has gotta be feeling like Jortstradmus now that those big jean shorts are back in style.

A Xmas Carol prequel could be good if it was a trilogy or tetralogy and in each one Scrooge is visited by the same 3 ghosts and learns the meaning of a different holiday that he hates. And you find out that he has a learning disability where he can only learn from ghosts.

Like the immortality influencer, I also made a baby clone of myself to test hairstyles on, but ran into what my team of scientists call a magi paradox where I had to donate my hair to the baby and now I’m the one who’s bald.

They'll finally be able to add a scene where Isabelle Adjani's granddaughter, Videopodcast, finds the subway tunnel from the original movie

Also, not that movies need to be realistic in any way, but I know a lot of people made of clay (my dad was in a very early version of The California Raisins) and they’re all p normal

They should’ve played a slow dramatic version of Sparks’ Funny Face for the Clayface trailer.

Feel bad for their kids The Doobie Babies