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Every 30-45 minutes you should blurt out HEY THERE MR JAMBO at him until he Has Regrets

The Twitter board members:

Disney Pixar's "The Tiger"

I understand these days podcasting couples go to podcasting parties to get the spark back, where you all put your microphones in a bowl and then pick one out at random

I know it's not what everyone's going to focus on but he lost me early on when he struggled with the heat from "Tabasco Mild Green"

Wherever you think this is headed; you're wrong.

My dentist has sachets of salt that he sprinkles on the tongues of patients who have overactive gag reflexes, which seems to work

I want Doritos to look like this again

This just reminded me of Julia Cortez

This has the same energy as the Good Ole Boys in the upper section of the Winnebago

I've seen outlets reporting on "the controversy" and "polarising casting" and so on. Musk failed to get the film to bomb, but he's succeeded in forcing any online discussion of it to be framed in this way

There are 9 mainline Ultima games and everyone whose ever played one of them is now on medication for their heart and actively thinking about how they can retire

Speaking of having the sensibilities of an infant child, I once watched a whole episode of Apple TV's "Hello, Jack! The Kindness Show" thinking it was certainly going to be a scathing parody of children's TV, rather than what it is, which is children's TV

Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach

Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed

if apple music tries to make me listen to eric goddamn clapton one more goddamn time lord help me but i will give them something to cry tears in heaven about

Later on I'm showing some friends the original, unaltered 1977 cinema release of #StarWars, taken from a 35mm theatrical print. I *may* have gone over the top by re-creating a pre-film reel of trailers, idents, and adverts, including the obligatory local Indian restaurant ad.

He's very popular among Gen Z who seem largely unaware of everything he did, and of course the Michael Jackson Volunteer Defence Force is ever vigilant, ensuring anybody who mentions anything MJ was accused of (even the things MJ admitted to) is shouted down

Men don't watch Pretty Woman anymore and it shows

Imagine you're at a restaurant fancy enough to have salad and oyster forks and your date starts mumbling questions into his AI spectacles about which is which