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catgirls on the floor of the stalk exchange trading target portfolios

gonna go bike lock an angel's halo to a fence later

BREAKING NEWS: A NEW 'GLOBAL ENCHANTMENT' HAS BEEN DETECTED, WHICH HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO HAVE THE EFFECT OF GIVING ALL AXES IN THE WORLD A 2x DAMAGE MULTIPLIER WHEN MAKING ATTACKS SEEKING TO DE-LIMB HORSES. NO OTHER EFFECT HAS YET BEEN DISCERNED.

the one thing the establishment fears

What? Oh, no, this is *tail* mix, not trail mix. Do you have any idea how many lizardgirls I had to scare to fill this bag?

(flirting) i bet i could punt a squirrel farther than you

just finished this ring

Next time you leave your doggirl gf unattended I will be giving her a pup cup laced with vile poison

[a tear rolls down my eye] it's like the good old days. it's just like the good old days.

ahem. i mean play toys with friends. of course

it is nice to play friends with toys

NYEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA

if it looks like i am curling up on uour lap it is actually me coiling up for my spinning claw barrage attack + you are fucked

Die!

I think this is a sphinxbehavior colloquially known as "flattery"

Dracula must have been so mad at his wives for acting like beasts 30 seconds into the encounter with Harker after he had to mask for 12 days

The thing about being the beast destined to devour the world entire is that the world entire honestly has a couple of yucky parts

baby ungulate, you say...

im home im home im home im home :D

"don't bite the hand that feeds"? how else am I supposed to feed off of that hand