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I’ve got thousands of spiders in there

Sorry, We’re Closed is very cool

Going to every feast while Odysseus is out but making sure to not make eye contact with his missus so she knows I’m only here for the scran

I love the Laestrygonian child in The Odyssey - I hope they come out of the womb in plate armor

Aaaaaaaaa (positive)

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Dracula must have been so mad at his wives for acting like beasts 30 seconds into the encounter with Harker after he had to mask for 12 days

Ancient Ash Texts

Waow

Someone in the horrorlit subreddit read an entire smut novel by mistake

Anything can happen in the Ash quarters

Just doing some thinking

Dreams can come true look at me babe I’m pee poo

When cicero is mentioned in any context I’m just thinking about the freaked out jester from skyrim - the other one is none of my concern

Can I offer some babbies

Nelly Furtado and Timbaland could do the right thing and get in the studio at any time and they just withhold instead, abusively even

It is becoming difficult to remain a pirate in this country

The Toyotathon X Taylor & Travis divorce collab is going to be so beautiful

When I was the same age as North West I got my first lip piercing in a reputable piercing shop with my mother present which is entirely legal and safe - I had no idea I was 🚨 BODY MUTILATED 🚨

Someone I know did die, a whole civilization

I think I want a wife