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worth a shot, & i am likewise in a jam myself

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they just became redwall and nobody noticed

Owned with facts and logic by the 54-year-old rationalist @darth_tacos and all he has to say to your charred corpse is a perfectly timed "meh"

They call it the "wolf cut" now but

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he only ate a baby that one time, we promise

Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society

calzones are more of an uncrustable, i think

this could be a pretty fun cartoon, doin' news with a dragon

oh wow rare heater we got Watermelon Heater out here

dani out here about to tab up all their lesbian books to do some kind of comparative folklore study on girlkissin

there's guys like this, i knew a dude who was too busy playin' world of warcraft to have kinky sex with a semiliteral princess

i like how there's a lil dragon over there hangin out

see i like this guy because my dad was one of this guy

we still have sexpests but now we also have the melvins we ran away from coming in here and stinking up the joint

lmao

if it was me, i would try to put in as much molly millions cutting people to ribbon with her razor doll fingies as possible but that's just me

I expect a modern Neuromancer streaming adaptation to be like 9 hours of Tessier-Ashpool family and inheritance drama, because the awful creatures known as "showrunners" love rich people arguing in rooms above any other possible concern. Would be happy to be proven wrong though