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Profanity is the soul of wit

Yeah, I've been trying to get through to a lot of people about that, I'm not "cancelling someone because I disagree with her opinions," I'm explaining that every time you go see the Harry Potter play or buy a pair of Hufflepuff socks, you are personally directly funding a hate campaign

one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people

*gestures at empty plum packet*

I am available for expensive consulting

This is just to say I have eaten the plums Fuck you

*sucks teeth* sorry, mate, think you’ll find that’s a structural Jesus

An amount of things indeed

Also I did not know what to expect when I looked up his parents but I don't think it would have been that

Y'know what, I respect a man who looks at that choice of names and decided to run with the Tyger

A hearse is a "corpse car" As ever, do with this information what you will

I truly believe she ~can~ fix him but I also don't think she should

John Dolmayan listening to System of a Down

Heb 'm echt al jaren niet gezien ook, wel echt zin in

Honestly I like reading the whole name as a short story, maybe this tiger really likes making very specific Winnie the Pooh fanart or something

My cinema is doing a classics showing of Legally Blonde later this week so you can bet I'm seeing that

Or they just really liked William Blake

I was really excited when they announced it and then I saw the trailer and lost all interest so I never actually watched it and I think I might keep it that way

If they'd got around to it earlier the kid from Outnumbered and Cuckoo would have been a perfect Artemis

It's not Rowling's ~greatest~ crime but definitely top 3