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Breaking news: Classicist hates modern thing that is cool and popular

This is going to bomb so hard the UN is already drafting a binding non-proliferation agreement for it

Personally, I’d much rather live in this world than the one we have now!

As a lifelong Californian, this is the first year I’ve ever wished I lived in NYC

If Kubrick made the movie today, this guy would be the head of the DNC

Dr. Manhattan if he was the Strait of Hormuz: “It is June 19th 2026… I am closed. It is June 20th 2026, I am open. It is June 21st 2026, I am closed. I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.”

Credit where credit is due: Toxic cesspit that could be easily cleaned up with proper application of known solutions is a pretty accurate reflection of America in 2026

If the richest person on Earth is using his influence to condemn millions of the world’s most vulnerable children to death by famine & disease, and to foment pogroms and racist counterrevolutions at home and abroad, maybe he shouldn’t get to stay the richest man on earth.

Very funny that Fox News is trying to prop Ken Paxton up as some sort of masculine icon when he looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy on life support after a life of heavy drinking and sounds like a mosquito with a lisp

I like what Rae Huang stands for, but at this point there’s no way to really justify voting for her. At best, a split vote ensures another term of Bass. At worst we get the only reality star more despised in his time than Trump, whose signature campaign promise seems to be torturing the homeless

Deeply conflicted because i think colonizing Mars is a dumb idea, but I do support launching crypto bros and billionaires into space

Oh okay, it was just a movie promo? I thought a portal to hell had opened in Hollywood and the devil had come to claim our souls

Implications of authoritarianism aside, isn’t it just kind of confusing for all of our passports to have a photo of someone else’s face in them?

Next President’s inaugural address needs to just be Kruschev’s Secret Speech to the 20th Party Congress with some names changed

For Disney’s lawyers, this must be like watching a live cow be lowered into their electrified paddock at feeding time

My first three guesses would be Adolf, Joseph, and Heinrich

It wouldn’t be Nerd Prom without a school shooter

How mad do you think Fidel Castro was when he got assigned to be Trump’s guardian angel?

To any Palantir employees just now *starting* to wonder if you’re the bad guys… YES! Of course you are. You’ve profited from the creation of a killer technofascist panopticon. Quit your jobs and redeem yourselves while you still can.

Probably just a coincidence that this looks like the Death Star