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Inferred third rule, "all vegetables go to hell" Scream, Larry! Scream for eternity!

"No vegetable Jesus" was a specific rule as well

a lot. people keep getting the pages... stuck together

Ah yes, the morale supervisor.

God I need to get my vintage Packard Bell running so I can play this on it

Thinking about it, I'm not sure I could even install them with all the DLC I'm supposed to have after they """discontinued""" their old store. What is a gamer to do?

Ooo neat, it's outright Dense Fog Advisory this morning

Last time I tried to use it, I could.'t log in because I'd lost my password and their emailer was broken. That email no longer exists so I'm turbo-SOL I guess. Fug me for wanting to legally access games I paid for.

I'd file this in the "why should I change, it's the other guy that sucks" but people are *super* dense about this one. (And you *know* they can't just admit they're wrong even after you correct them, so they'll just say "well you shouldn't use Adobe products either.")

Vanilla Scream!

Yesssss, great bit.

this is *lore* they're taking from us!!!

"reject humanity, become bees" is a pretty great mood

*frowns at the dial, paints "BEES!!" over the first option*

Early cars designs featured a goose strapped to the dash for alerting pedestrians and other drivers. After numerous biting incidents, these were phased out for permanent horns, despite criticism of the "artificial" sound.

Just say "no" to yassified Swords. 😑

There's also some weird thematic stuff... - Thysis is just referred to as "Egypt" the whole time you're there. - The necromancer comes from Thysis but the assassin gets the Egypt-themed fourth weapon??? - teH FoUr HORsEMaNs OF tHA apOckaLIpZ!!1 yet again because we need four themed bosses guyssss 🥺

As with the first one, it's pretty fun in co-op... ... except for instant-death areas, like the lava all over the second hub, where if you fall in you drop all your items and might as well reload a save. 🤦

The RPG/levelling mechanics are *really* badly implemented. You begin with randomized attributes, which affect your starting HP, maximum mana, and weapon damage. So you can randomly have a bad time or a less bad time! Also, you only get exp for kills, not puzzles, which is a missed opportunity...