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So some sites do this thing where clicking on text boxes selects the entire content, and I hate it, and I just wrote a userscript to brute-force disable it on any site which offends me.

Terrible video game idea: A 3D action brawler where every boss fight is a choreographed musical number. The boss sings all their attacks and has "backup performers" you have to fight. As you get hits in, they start to flub their lines and awkwardly improvise while they try to keep time.

Outdoor humidity is so bad today I can *see* it 😵

*wub wub wub* A brown lil squirrel, a round lil squirrel A brown lil squirrel, a round lil squirrel

The thing keeping me crom entirely checking out and not caring about my work is that it always falls on someone else who already has too much to do, and I've been that someone far too many times.

Man. Is the "driver does not carry cash" sticker literally to keep people from robbing the potato chip van? 😬

Well, it *will* be a Friday, folks... Go nuts!

Yeeeeeeeah.

I don't know how they got this picture of me

you'll never guess who forgot the important step of putting the cup in place and made a cup of coffee across the counter