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@amycolleen.bsky.social need a weigh in here

I have never once gotten my emissions test done on time. I just accept the late fee into my life as a given. Ah well.

I loved that book! All of her books are excellent. I just picked up "On Animals."

You've seen this, right -

Finally checked off from my TBR list!!

My question was much more rhetorical than genuine, haha. I've known the reason for a long time, along with too many other ways that the world is built for men and not women. 🙃

My mother once told my girls that, "potty talk belongs in the bathroom," and so they immediately ran to the bathroom, closed the door, and spent ten minutes just shrieking POOPY BUTT PEEPEE PANTS and the like. This has happened multiple times since. At least they're contained?? 😂😭

So many men don't even wear suits anymore though!! We are also no longer stuck in the 1950s!! Argh!! Down with the patriarchy.

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It's been giving Spanish Flu

Erasmus was a real one.

Maybe the solution is to write your own obituary, lol. Then they can add memories of the favorite meals you cooked for them, how you got the stains out of their sports clothes, that random mean comment you made when you were hungry, and how you were the GOAT of mothers. 😊

My first instinct is to remind you of all the actual obituaries of women that have the first five paragraphs devoted to their homemaker accomplishments and one last paragraph that says, "oh, btw, she solved world hunger," but I'm sensing that might not be helpful. 😂

"...and with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense."

This plays in my head every time I attempt Costco with children (or without 😂).

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It's bananas and I hate it.

It's like your brain just stalls out and goes, what just happened here?! 😭🫠

Bathrooms are stinky enough, why y'all adding to it. 🫢 Do your business, mind your business!!

I like basketball! The court is much smaller so the action is faster. Soccer you just watch people run. But not in a fun race way. Baseball is awesome in person but on tv it's terrible. Tennis is great. Hockey also awesome. Volleyball also fun! Football is terrible but my husband loves it. 😂