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Isn't this just a meta joke about "meet cutes" in generic romcoms?

One Night Only is a five star, best time I've had in the theater this year movie to me. Some people don't actually like fun

The discourse around One Night Only is going to be obnoxious. People can't enjoy a movie without arguing about wanting a different movie entirely (that they also wouldn't like)

He's going to be a bottom

If you don't cum in the butt the butt will cum in you

The teddy bear does not survive 😭

God forbid Joan Crawford wear a different (and self-selected!) high fashion gown in every scene as she vindictively destroys each member of her onscreen family 🥰

If I were doing a debate on whether life has gotten better or worse I wouldn't choose 1986. I'd choose 2010 or 2015

Are we so back? Is it so over?

The scene in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie where one of the guys realizes his time travel worked because people laugh at the F-slurs in The Hangover has to be one of the funniest scenes of the year. Hootin' and hollerin' 😃

Yeah fork found in kitchen

Tonight's second movie is Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie 🍿

So is the bad air today in Phoenix smoke or just dirt/dust

Once again jerked off instead of asking for sex. Learned helplessness much like the Democratic in this essay i will

Tonight's movie is The Sugarland Express (1974) 🍿

I knew Blank Check started out as a Star Wars prequel podcast but was not prepared for them to do a months long bit through 2015 where they pretend Phantom Menace is the only Star Wars movie 😭

"nearly orgasmic" so true. My prostate detects no lie there (But he should wipe)

Werner Herzog voice:

The reach of God's cock is infinite. Does that excite or frighten you?

Thinking about Bluesky Cum Trophy