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birthday boy 🥳

car brain is the real-life equivalent to the myths about toxoplasmosis. efforts to reduce trash rotting in the street festering with disease and rats being met with "but muh parking!?????" is beyond parody. these people would happily live in a landfill if it had assigned parking.

That being said I think every "man" who is slightly sad should immediately start taking hrt. If you've ever frowned trans your gender

Like yeah not every feminine guy is an egg but what people don't talk about is that a lot of them are. How many YouTubers you watched 5 years ago are women now? The risk is seeming slightly weird and the reward is showing someone a better world

cock is one of my favorite tastes

Getting embarrassed about choking and gagging on it

Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?

god doesn't care about your transgressions. she is busy engaging in coitus with the moon

⚠️I BEG YOU TO STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ IF I DON'T RAISE THIS 18 HOURS I WILL BE THROWN OUT ON THE STREET, WHERE I'M GOING TO DIE. I HAVE AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE THAT ATTACKS MY ORGANS UNTIL THEY FAIL. I CANNOT SURVIVE THE STREET. HELP ME. PLEASE.

challengers but its hunter schafer and zendaya having a lesbian rivalry over forcefemming tom holland

Cops in Boston be like:

none gender left beef