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Just did this quiz for fun and I cannot post the results lmao my shit dumb as hell

11 year olds playing Kirby in the smash free for all be like:

They got absolute bullshit going viral on twitter rn

Really sucks that I’m too ugly to be myself all the time, need to lose weight stat

Good friend of mine just came into a community band rehearsal looking just a bit more disheveled than usual and this is quite possibly the most beautiful any woman on this planet has ever looked and I’m losing my mind

Multiple social media platforms have figured out that I’m a bisexual man, so now they’ve been showing me straight women who say they wouldn’t date a bi man, mostly saying “it’s not homophobic, I just think [homophobia]”, and frankly, it’s been hilarious reading it all Funnest points so far:

Based and correct One of the nastiest moves I’ve ever been hit by was by a trans woman in a pickup game, she hit me with the Will Bynum fake shammgod and I damn near walked off the court and back home I got done that bad

Good advice Cortana, I’ll be sure to do that

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Unpopular opinion: it’s low key fine that they do the whole family picture thing for when people kill their whole family and then themselves, like how often do you get pictures in the media of “murderer and every one of their victims in the same shot”