Saxophonist, pianist, band director, composer ~ 25 yo ~ Philly sports fan ~ cbd215 on TikTok ~ pfp by @venusdarling ~ Free Palestine Him
what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight
doing the math, crunching the numbers, and have recently discovered that the secret to financial success is in fact killing yourself
we’ve described our relationship as, rosencrantz and guildenstern, or that, we were basically the same person when we shared a dorm room in college and then an apartment after that, and that even with everything that’s changed about us since, we’re both fundamentally still Very similar?
stable strategieswas talking to my roommate abt this and she was like “yeah i’ve seen that, your friendship is very, fuck you, kill yourself, no, fuck You, kill Yourself, and that’s all happening because you both let the warthog explode and now you’re getting swarmed by elites” and. yeah, man. that’s kinda just it.
furthermore under the 2036 administration the government will fully cover bottom surgery for trans people, but we argue about how many inches the govt phalloplasty should cover: he says five, and they can pay for more inches, i say seven, they’re coming from nothing, give the boys hogs.
stable strategieswe have this joke about how he’s gonna be president in 2036, when we’re eligible for offense, and how im gonna be appointed to a new position called the secretary of offense? as part of the administration we’re going to buy the washington commanders, turn it back into the washington football team, —
one thing you need to understand when you watch a major league baseball game is, these guys are some serious big league ballplayers. they're the real deal. i'm talking about some real big-time types of guys
got to lv20 in wii play tanks co-op tn with my best friend only to find that the last level is two white tanks that turn fucking invisible at which point he said “well of course the final boss is the invisible violence of the white man”
I just call them pants
The VergeHBO Max is putting on vertical shorts
THEY GOT WOMEN IN THE BELIEVE DIORAMA YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT man i hate how halo is an active cognitohazard that seemingly rots your brain from the inside out of you Ever work on it
kate bush’s husbandWhy is every former Bungie guy a fucking shithead? No wonder people say the culture fucking sucked over there back in the day.