⟳ Репост от Matt Tobey
Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you.
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Matt Tobey
Past: Comedy Central, The Onion Future: Dead 📍Michigan He/him
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I love seeing hate for Haley spread nationwide. It’s like watching my favorite local band finally blow up
Howard Mortman"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
⟳ Репост от Matt Tobey
I was reading how Starbucks iced coffee was a rip off, adding way too much ICE and little coffee. And came across this story. 🤪 ICE agents made the mistake of walking into a Starbucks in Mt. Laurel, New Jersey, expecting an ordinary coffee stop. They got this instead, watch video. Thank you NJ 💙
I watched Animal House when I was 5 or 6 and now I’m like this
Patrick KlepekDo you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
Limiting cars to 20mph would save as many lives as curing breast cancer. Going faster than that is what trains are for
Gravel InfluencerA whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people