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christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

hi @nytimes.com get fucked

Bob Odenkirk

OOPS! ALL CRIMES flavor

people sleep on Apple Cinnamon because the package design looks like an oatmeal while the actual product is a delightfully spicy sugar bomb (complimentary)

I saw a video of a blind man showing a number of really cool use cases for Meta glasses. I feel like the tech CEOs will resist leaning into this because there's no/not enough money in it, and also they'll all propped up by Republicans who believe disabilities are moral failings.

the giant bitcoin logo is a bit of a tell but maybe I read the wrong translation

One especially weird thing about this libidinal desire to be on television is that they all have terrible camera presence. Ill-fitting clothes, bad makeup, zero charisma, meandering stories, no intellectual depth.

This is just rational thought.

Drunk Orson Welles:

delegating the maintenance of their platform to the end users, just like every other enshittified tech company

if you graduate from an ivy league college you should have to wear that school's hat every single day

we're so cooked

Uber Eats and DoorDash hid tip buttons and set default tips below 10%. As a result, tips for delivery workers fell 79%.  In January, we made these corporations change their apps — and in the past six months, we've put $104 million back in delivery workers' pockets.  This is only the beginning.

I wonder if it has anything to do with their CEO being a dipshit deadline.com/2026/07/meta...

still have to hear about large sodas, michelle obama vegetables, etc. from Rs

🎶Grass is like human beings 🎶

my only request is that they also ban cell phones at work

Holy shit