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Dylan O'Brien is a revelation. I'm so glad we have him.

You haven't really watched Tom Holland's lip synch battle unless you've watched it at least 2x in succession, tbqf.

I distinctly remember, in 2016, being openly mocked by a Republican friend for stating that we'd end up with concentration camps. Now it's just taken for granted. Shame on everyone who did this.

Whiplash from Zendaya's hair this press tour.. but no one has ever looked better in bangs. Not fair.

Considering the *general* consistency of our zombie mythology, it would be nice if we had a canon sense they use to hunt their prey.

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Way to completely miss the point. "I wish I didn't like men" actually indicates the desire for less shitty options. Because men are often shitty. If you can't understand that you shouldn't be writing.

"Community" ain't shit, because how is this 35-year-old showing up & hitting on emotionally underdeveloped 19-year-olds & we're like "Awww, as it should be" ???? "You get yours, immature white con man" ??

I could use a Stanley Tucci.

Apprised my bf of the Alanis "Hands Clean" lyrics that have been making the rounds & he's been listening to the song all week. Today showed his bros at disc golf: "Read the lyrics..." "...Jesus Christ!" I think that means I feministed. Gold star.

Theory for how we ended up with one poor actress in Four W*ddings and a Funeral amidst a stellar cast: British casting directors can't properly assess a Texan accent Extrapolating -> accents confuse the detection of bad acting.

can we at least put "By F. Scott and/or Zelda Fitzgerald"

You know some cultural stuff's afoot when we're all cry-celebrating the success of two white male filmmakers

The fact that people with severe disabilities live on the street without food or safety means that our system is already broken at the most basic levels

An autism test that's just: "Do you like Dungeon Crawler Carl?"

I cannot adequately express how disappointing this is. What if - stay with me - we built a time machine & sent AI back to the Incas? Just imagine how cool their shit woulda been

Do I "want" to see Backrooms? No. Am I absolutely going to see it? You bet your sweet bippy.

"Strike Force Five" reaction post: -Seth is the most immediately funny -Oliver is the most deeply funny but slow to deliver -Fallon is the most fun to spend time with -Colbert bridges the gap btwn cerebrality & presence -Kimmel is there 👍