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Queen shit, son. Sooz Kempner: Imposter is at the Edinburgh Fringe 15th-23rd August @ 12.30pm. TICKETS: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Amazing/funny song about Boy George from top Irish popsters Microdisney. youtu.be/cfU51Agt0G4?...

Lindsey Graham today.

Thinking of Lindsey Graham’s wife today. 🌹

soozkempner.co.uk/gigs

“Boy George is back, honey!” – all IDF soldiers

If you haven't heard If You Wish It by Jon Gunn or Going Nowhere by Los Bravos before, or even Living On A Volcano by Chava Albertstein, well, you could try looking them up on YouTube, or you could listen to my Soho Radio show from Saturday afternoon www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/an...

How did you get this footage of me???

WHOA: my new comedy album PIZZA PALS is out on June 16. It is the "sound of the summer." PIZZA PALS was recorded by Jeremy Mersereau at Comedy Bar in Toronto. Photography/artwork by Steve Ullathorne. PIZZA PALS is available to pre-order on Bandcamp now: michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals

The Times today. I agree with everything in this paper. 📸Photos by @garydooton.bsky.social

On this week's @ldbwpod.bsky.social you'll get to hear @mbalazo.bsky.social and I take a MUCH longer look at life inside the Trojan horse than Christopher Nolan had the guts to (a cowardly director). AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU GET PODCASTS THESE DAYS: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e30-the-od...

R. Kelly is… Nicholas Nickleby!

Maybe next we can have Mel Gibson as Oliver Twist!

✨LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD IS BACK✨ @mbalazo.bsky.social and I have been in London and we're reviewing Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. And by review I mean...suggesting things the Cyclops could have done and speculating on what it was like in the Trojan horse. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...

He could have dressed like this

Would it have killed Christopher Nolan to include a scene where we get to see the Cyclops make cheese?

The Odyssey should have had more stuff about the guys going to the bathroom on each other while hiding inside the Trojan horse!

ICE has detained Miss Piggy and she is very much in trouble.

Kermit is MAGA. Very sad.

They should let The Velvet Sunset play the World Cup halftime show!