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Chicken Soup for Soul but for the Guy Who Thinks About Rome At Least Five Times A Day crowd

I can’t find it now but like 15 years ago someone did a hipster movie trailer for The God Of War that was exactly this

Didn’t think I’d ever get a chance to reuse this

Me: *sighs wistfully* Wife: what’s wrong? Me: just thinking about— Wife: Michael Collins’s wolf slippers? Me: yeah Wife: Me: *sigh* Wife: they’re really good slippers Me: so fucking good

Ooh right I forget who picks names, who’s renamed (Christopher yeah?), and who uses their given name

Damn nominative determinism was hot shit in biblical days

That happened to me too: in the spring all the frozen water switched to a streaming model. Ayyyyyyyyyyyy / 😎 👉👉

He’s a man who knows something about trying to recontextualise a shitty past amirite

Yes today has been a really long year

o_O

I just listened again and it turns out Rosalía’s LUX continues to be the best album of the millennium

This makes both more and less sense now

How does she feel about the topography thing with doughnuts and coffee mugs?

I’m gonna need a degree in biology to know if I’m washing my blueberries or not eh?

When the blueberry is in you and you have a shower are you washing the blueberry?

I guess both of those would have a fighting chance of being solved if he had even an ounce of self-awareness

Wonder what it’s like to not have a real problem in the whole world

Omg I’ll have to see if I can find that—my kids would love it!

He’s right and he should say it

Which one is most likely to draw rabbit knights?