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Work call this evening. Man: I’m down the country Me: Oh, enjoy! Man: I’m at a funeral. Me [smalltalk gauge on Empty]: Fair play!

Look the very idea of nuclear At Carnsore Point produced this so hear the man out

Government sources say the “Bonus Sup” has been suspended for the duration of the hosepipe ban

The Dept of Foreign Affairs and Fáilte Ireland need to get ahead of this. The entire budget for Hidden Heartlands must be redirected to undo the damage

Trying to finish something I started 5 years ago…catch me in 2031 for the finished product

They’re going to watch the Ring tape on the bus home now or something

Enjoyed the pisstaking over the years, but delighted for them

Wasn’t expecting to shed a tear watching the build-up to this but that moment with Paul Clancy’s son in line with the 2001 Galway team there earlier…

Bluesky does not do it for me any more. I go to Adverts.ie for my laughs

Had 2 pints, left myself too susceptible to the songs in Centra, forgot to buy milk.

Would love to say I’m shocked at how fast it became normal to see people tippin along in the car with full attention on the built-in tablet.

Just watched Frederick Wiseman’s High School (1968) and I know it’s beside the point but the glasses are so good

You know when Audrey Horne tied the knot in the cherry stem to prove to Blackie that she deserved to work in One Eyed Jacks? If I were in that position I would’ve shown her how I eat a Kinder Pingui.

🎵 Your own…personal…blood boy. Someone to hear your prayers With organs as spares… 🎶

Uh oh…phew!

Photo of a Blueshirt funeral I hadn’t seen before from the Atlas of the Irish Revolution. A load of lads making an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm

[About to press send on parody lyrics to Spancilhill based around “Stancil, Will”] *sniper blows my head clean off my shoulders*