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Being in Alaska I miss out on most discourse. Saw the pointing memes & thought Sophie was hilariously cool but just learned the truth. We need a word for these people. Something over the top ridiculous beloved by racist Hoosiers that ends in disappointment. Sophie is a pork tenderloin sandwich

Dude got one look at those blue helmets and said I'd rather tear my achilles

[whispering to date] that's @bencollins.bsky.social's ride

They gave Talarico the Bat Boy angle and he still looks more human than drunk thumb Paxton.

Does anyone know a single person who has ever subscribed to Starz? What even is Starz?

If this will get me more followers...

Nike has gone from one of the greatest athletics companies to one of the worst. They've ruined the uniformity of uniforms and the art of sports design. They've driven shoe and gear prices through the roof for no reason besides greed. It's been over 15 years since I bought anything from Nike.

For anyone travelling Route 66 this year in celebration of its 100 years this article about my friend Angel is a fantastic summation of him and Seligman. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

Meet the 98-year-old 'Angel of Route 66'Angel Delgadillo still welcomes travellers to Seligman, Arizona – the town he fought to save when the "Mother Road" was forgotten.www.bbc.com

The truth here is Dan isn't actually upset about a pedicure being non-manly. It's that when he sees a man with perfect little toes he's just not going to be able to resist them.

They've also announced a new mascot.

The Alyeska tram operator warns of a drop as we descend. "Shouldn't we be dropping the whole time?" I ask. The whole car groans. They load me into an avalanche cannon and blast me back up the mountain.

Bills fans: red helmets. Terry Pegula: blue Bills fans: no, red Pegula: we're going to make the logo extra shitty too Bills fans: do you even listen to us? Pegula: going to pair them with gray uniforms so they look even worse but you dumbasses will still buy them Bills fans: here's my money

Dude has enough divorced from reality energy that he might actually be able to get to Mars

The ocean is terrifying

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Taylor Farms products are currently 50% off at the Seward, AK Safeway, a state with no cases, and no one is touching them. A state where I paid $19 for a bagel sandwich today. Get wrecked Taylor Farms

Currently looking out at a $500k / week charter yacht owned by Robert Mercer and wondering how many seals I'd need to pay a pod of orcas to sink it www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-chart...

There's a good chance that had he lived longer we would have gotten to listen to Alex Trebek call a Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs game.

Saks asks. What if AI designed pants and charged you $500 for them? www.saksfifthavenue.com/product/who-...

Grok show me a baseball player who grew up in Oklahoma.