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Browsing Vinted for the first time. Not entirely sure what product this photo is meant to be advertising

Allister Heath in 1940: “We’ve lost the war against Germany. Time to scrap the RAF.”

Hosted another OGWN with a great panel. Includes one Spice Girls-related quip I was particularly pleased with…

Intriguing note above the sink in the Gents. So many ways to interpret this.

Just saw a work in progress of Daniel Kitson’s new show Thrum. As ever it’s absolutely crammed with brilliant jokes, delivered by a generational talent with a glint in his eye and a swear word never far away. He throws away observations and thoughts that other comics would build a whole show around.

To be fair to them, Octopus got in touch via DM and sorted out my query. Good to know they are on here and not just on X, and they have generally been good at customer service in the past.

@octopus.energy I’ve emailed you twice and rang several times but not getting any response which is pretty frustrating as you have a lot of my money that I need refunded. Please can you get back to me?

Been calling a car dealership all day and they literally never pick up the phone. It’s pretty extraordinary. Tried every option, every department and different times of day. Just rings out every time. Obviously no email replies either. Wouldn’t mind so much except they have my bloody car.

This is not a great start for culture under Burnham

Worst crowds I’ve ever seen at Kings Cross. No trains moving. No idea what’s happening, no communication and no announcements. People just standing around in massive crowds and no movement. Absolute chaos!

Trump absolutely desperate to stay on stage. Slightly surprised he didn’t have a Spain top on over his suit

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Cabo Verde looking even better now

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of lads #WorldCupFinal

Oh thank fuck

Bring Bieber back on. In goal for Argentina

Looks like the Golden Boot race is safe for Mbappé

Watching this is basically self harm at this point, but I'm not going to give in

That should not have been disallowed. Ridiculous decision.

FIFA frantically changing the rules so if you go to full time at 0-0, the team with the most red cards wins #WorldCupFinal