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Same with cliches. Avoid 'em like the plaque, but if you use them, at least get the words correct.

Once I saw this sticker paired with another that sported a US flag followed by "You burn it, I burn you."

Man, talk about enshitification . . .

Adhering to the theme, wooden hangers are much more abundant and much, much cheaper than they were 40 years ago.

“White Box” or “Box of White”?

Congratulations!

Why does The-Thing-That-Purports-To-Be-MacArthur have 2 stars and sergeant’s chevrons?

This discussion is a lot like the “Granny’s Tonic” episode of The Beverley Hillbillies. The entire thing was Milton Drysdale trying to get rich off of Granny’s cure for the common cold. The punchline was Jed’s explanation that it worked! One dose, and in 7-10 days your cold would be gone!

The constitution clearly didn't envision a party of omuerta.

Be sure to pick something up for her, too. 😉

Downside, airport food is often double-plus ungood. Also downside: it's hella expensive.

My major prof's wife said that she decided to marry him when she saw him writing his dissertation in pencil on legal pads while holed up in the Berkeley library.

I tell people that the worst thing about applying for a grant is getting the damn thing because then you have to do the things you lied about.

I originally meant with food but I'm even happier with the double entendre.

TBF, Joe can stuff himself any time.

Daycare costs are something that government could easily fix for a fraction of losing in Iran but simply refuses to do. Want more young people to have kids AND be in the work force? Make daycare good and free.

Using one of your tropes, My man looks like he pimped himself out.

The law of unintended consequences is the only one Trump makes no effort to break.

I see what you did there.

My mom, a “hunt-and-peck” typist, demanded that I take typing in HS (grad ‘73). Only the advanced students got to use the cool electrics, and for years I hammered the keyboard via the bouncing wrist action req. of a manual typewriter. One of the best things my mom made me do.