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Me: I'm really giving a no brain book right now Libby app: How about this heavily political high fantasy? #libbyapp

Chatting with a dear friend after a couple months is a balm for the soul.

I live in a small town about 45 minutes from a tourist destination. You pretty much have to pass through to get there. Today, I saw somebody… I assume a tourist… driving toward me on a one way road. This is why I look both ways on a one way.

Good luck with another day of the horrors. We can do it

I don't do this enough, so here it is... My dark vampire romance novelette that will break your heart is on sale for the 1 year anniversary. So maybe, if you have a dollar to spare, buy my book? #booksky #writesky #darkfantasy #vampireromance books2read.com/u/box58p

This but I wanna be a full time author #booksky

Vegeta's Super Saiyan TantrumALT: Vegeta's Super Saiyan Tantrumstatic.klipy.com

Please isekai me. I can't handle another day of the horrors.

"I would not be selling 40 hours of my life every week to a place I couldn't give a damn about if my budget didn't dictate I had to." -- an actual sentence I spoke at work today.

As an autistic person triggered by loud noises... this time of year sucks... #independenceday #4thofjuly #theresgottabeabetterway

I'm sorry for fridging my main character's entire family in the past. I would say I've learned from my mistakes, but I think I'm just going to do it better next time. #writesky #booksky

Sylvester the Cat: Angelic Looney Tunes MomentALT: Sylvester the Cat: Angelic Looney Tunes Momentstatic.klipy.com

Writing a scene that has turned on my upchuck reflex... so that's cool #booksky #writesky #amwriting

Ryan Reynolds' Shocked ReactionALT: Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reactionstatic.klipy.com

Let's normalize doing it yourself if it takes less than 2 minutes.

Me in the group chat:

What is going on? Oh god!ALT: What is going on? Oh god!static.klipy.com

How to tell an author has actually had a sibling: No sibling - Hey, bro/sis! Sibling - Hey, shithead... #amwriting #wip #writesky #booksky

Get you a favorite author who counts how many shots their main character takes in narrative so that they know when to cycle the mag in a scene. (Me, make me your new favorite author...) #booksky #writesky

Fun fact: Don't accidentally put your glossary in the header of your document. It will suddenly double your page count and make google documents crash... Ask me how I know #writesky #booksky

I am probably the only DM who's writing monster stat sheets in meme speak, and I don't care. #dnd

Me: alright! It's time to record videos for the day. The trainyard next door: You thought... HOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!

Sometimes I wonder if the stuff I research in the name of writing books has put me on a watch list. 😂 #booksky

Chapter 2 of Lucifer's Law is now available on my #Patreon. #paranormalromance #wip #workinprogress #writingupdates www.patreon.com/posts/lucife...

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