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Whoever writes Pete & Bas lyrics is easily in the top 10 of all time

Reading the real news

If i was on a date and they brought up Fauci in any context whatsoever i'd jump from my seat and run like there was an active shooter in the building

Just got an email that someone liked me on a dating app I thought I deleted so congrats to this person who has apparently cycled through the entire site and has finally reached the people who last logged in like 2 years ago

If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that

I was gonna make a joke about Joe Rogan but it turns out he said this on Joe Rogan so now I've got nothin

When you don't grind an englishman's bones well enough and your bread ends up being too crunchy

I'm finally getting around to watching Sleepy Hollow season 4 after downloading it like 10 years ago and they're not even in Sleepy Hollow anymore? And Daniel Faraday from Lost is here? Not really paying attention, seems like it sucks

He claims this is his mom's primary residence so she's probably been pretending to live somewhere else in order to dodge taxes or commit voter fraud

A few people think I'm being serious here but you know what, i dont blame them. There are definitely people on here dumb enough for this to be an actual concern their brain somehow cooked up. No harm, no foul

I'm not against poor people having better access to food, my only concern is that 5 city run grocery stores are going to put 5000 supermarkets and 10,000 bodegas out of business by selling discounted eggs

Far more concerned that the people who run these companies will set up all the dominos and then pretend the AI did it on its own

Shouldn't be buying a GM to begin with. If you want a new car that's definitely going to break all the time, treat yourself and just get an Audi

It's pretty revealing that some people just assumed this was about Stevens and not the actual literal fucking ogre currently serving in the US Senate

More people should be talking about the fact that Carville's consulting firm is called "Gaslight Inc."

I have a bunch of charts showing the economy is doing great so if they're 2 milly in the hole maybe they should cut down on the avocado toast

Look im sorry you got bullied as a child and now you can only see life through a lens of "cool kids" vs you, but maybe the bullies had a point, I think we should hear them out, let's get their perspective on things

The cool kids might hate you but you've got all the off-putting weirdos in the fuckin bag 👍

One great way to determine if this was criminal or not is to have a trial. Let's get this all sorted out!