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it’s kandi corn :)

I was lucky enough to get these secondhand, but I’ve been told the place to go for custom big shoes these days is Jolly Walkers! Highly recommended pursuing either way. No piece of clothing has ever felt more Right on my body.

Hey is this where we’re lining up? Ok cool! *goes to the exact opposite side of the room*

I am throwing salt licks up at you, wise guy

Infinite Lesbian Glitch

It’s fascinating seeing people who latched on to this fandom for the Cool™️ parts (dance comps, rad costumes, social atmosphere) bemoan the Lame™️ parts (kinks, identity, etc.). It’s like ordering a pizza for one specific specialty topping and getting mad there’s so much bread. We like the bread!!

*sigh* My agent is about to get a voicemail of some very angry chittering

Riff I was just catching a flight out of this airport three hours ago!! …oh my god is this how I find out you’re taking my slot

Slappy birthday Cherry!!!

*LOUD APPLAUSE*

Actually they're quite light! They're crafted well, so I wouldn't be shocked if it turned out I'd struck that kind of gold, but I'm not going to proclaim them a relic juuuust yet.

Dang... they've got you playing half court

Don't be silly! You're my carry-on

I don't think so! I got them secondhand off eBay, and there's no tags or branding. My best guess is they were bespoke for some kind of production and then went into a closet.

People keep saying "wear something practical" but the only thing practical about me are my jokes

Cute!!

Saturday morning includes the AM! Also it’s easier to subject people to this when they’re sleeping

Really?? That's stunning. I know my social circles create a bias but I can't say I've ever met anyone who dislikes that movie. I guess even a working clock can be wrong twice a day

The difference is I’d be talking like this over a video call because there’s no WAY I’d ever leave