Профиль

This week, I'm going to a clown workshop that I've wanted to attend since I was a teenager. Yes, that's incredibly silly. But so am I! I'm ballistically excited and super nervous. I'll also be a little hard to reach, sorry! But please bear with me. We're entering a Duino Main Character Moment™️

I love a trip where I only have to pack the essentials

I had a dream that basically turned into me being Vergil from Devil May Cry but my sword was also a sniper rifle and I was running around Halo maps just SHREDDING through monsters. My imagination is prepping for clown camp by squeezing out all the Cool now so there’s nothing left but Silly

HEY WAKE UP!! IT'S TIME FOR SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS!!! *shoves your feet into a bottle of glue and then into a pair of rocket-propelled roller skates*

It's stream time!! #DuinoIsLive It's time for more Bugsnax!!! People keep asking "have you met Scoopy Banoopy and Big Bopsicle" and I gotta find them because at present, it sounds like I'm being threatened by the Clown Mafia Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

This is a caption that made me feel a sniper’s dot on my forehead and a video that made that dot grow until I was obliterated by a Halo 3 Spartan Laser

“Where you headed for vacation?” one of my coworkers asks. “Actually… I’m, uh. I’m going to a clown camp program.” He nods, then pauses. “Like.” He holds up a hand to his nose and squeezes. “For real?” “Yeah.” His expression turns dourly serious. “If you bring back flowers, I ain’t smelling them.”

"He made you in His image" Alright well I pulled my leg in my sleep last night and it hurts so badly that I can't fall asleep again THIS night. *waving a picture of my fursona in God's face* YOUR IMAGE SUCKS I GOT SOME PATCH NOTES

I'm so glad I'm friends with so many toons and clowns and goofballs. I love living a life where I can check my phone and have several people plotting A Situation™️with or against me at any given time

It's stream time!! #DuinoIsLive BUGSNAX!! Heavily requested by multiple people and also heavily desired by me. Huge Cobhopper Fan excited to hear it for the first time Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Just another one of those days 🦆💭🎈

I'm extremely proud of my NFC2026 Taskmaster entries, so I put together a showcase. Here are three of the stupidest things I've ever done! Full Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReN3... Task One was "bring your most awkward item." So let me tell you about the worst t-shirt, and how it got even worse.

Видео

Editing about two hours of you talking down to a digestible format is a really cool way to end up wanting to recreate the hamburger scene from Pulp Fiction except I'm Samuel L. Jackson pointing a gun at myself and screaming "SAY 'UM' AGAIN, I DARE YOU"

*rudely elbowing my way through the crowd to get to the FF14 dev team* HEY HEY I GOT AN IDEA

Hey!! It's time for a stream! #DuinoIsLive Halo!! FOR REAL THIS TIME. I had technical difficulties galore on Monday, but we're pressing on. Master Chief will NEVER tell me to shut up Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Today is apparently my third anniversary of being on BlueSky, which means it's almost the third anniversary of one of the most specifically timed jokes I've ever made

A fun fact about me is that I’m literally a cartoon character

Alternate headline: Florida Child Demonstrates Gargantuan Skill Issue