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Watching red tail hawks grow up in a nest behind my house last year was like this. Basically three giant hawks, all normal sized, but couldn’t care for themselves for a week or so at the end, bumbling around the tree, acting like stupid babies. The parents exhausted

I love the life cycle of birds where they look very similar to adults but are incapable of feeding themselves. The chud son stage of development.

The capitalist class that is doing this, none of them are brave or intrepid or even visionary. They are just cowardly parasites hiding behind state violence that runs on an algorithm which puts property rights over human rights.

Their rights to exploit us are always framed as sacred. Any resistance to this dynamic is framed as terrorism or violence. It is so disorienting to watch things I took as normal be ripped away from humanity and placed behind an ever increasing paywall.

I keep thinking about that giant data center Meta is building here in Louisiana, how they signed NDA’s around the deal with our government. The privacy of the owning class overrides democratic oversight. Their money is a form of speech. Our freedoms are becoming narrowly defined only as consumers

Not long ago, something like privacy was thought to be a human right or even a default state of nature. Your likeness was considered something sacred, something your own. By the end of this century, it will be a boutique experience for only the wealthy.

Money can first and foremost buy you not being in poverty, which is obviously good, and it can also buy you a nice house and related bullshit which is certainly nice, but it straight up cannot, as we’ve all seen in every piece of art or history, buy you happiness or love and that’s a big lol,lmao

Yep, the leader of the free world is a miserable, racist pedophile with a melted brain who wears diapers. This disgraced hack has burned all good will to ally herself with monsters in order to crush people who are just trying to survive, and the richest guy on earth has no friends and a botched dick

It's honestly maybe a point that we should be making more regularly. Trump, Musk, J.K. Rowling- they are all perfect examples of "capitalist success" and yet they are all miserable all the fucking time.

Like if this is the kind of person the system creates and the system builds, then it is pretty indicative of what the system does. And also to take in to account what it has done to the living world, it’s patently obvious to any sentient being that there is no future under the rule of capital

as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it.

Every single evil American loves Israel because they are this weird mix of our horrific past, crumbling present, and dystopian future. They long for it and relish it and pine for it all at once.

I learned about short-spined animals during this episode. They are truly God’s chodes.

*getting dunked on every day all day* “they’re not making fun of me actually, they’re making fun of all of Michigan, which I represent!”

Exactly. Imagine standing in front of Clyburn while calling your critics elites.

Bullshit framing 1. Her critics aren’t “cool kid elites.” Her critics are exactly the kind of people who would embrace an awkward goofball weirdo if they fought for the working class 2. Ppl aren’t making fun of Michigan. They’re making fun of her for being a dumb poser endorsed by the ruling class

Everyone has a gritty origin story if you go back far enough (each one of us lived in some guys balls)

If this happens while we are podcasting it’s gonna be car horns and jubilation in your end and automatic gunfire over the wailing of the hicks on mine

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The default position of an American politician is that you’re going to be even crueler to these people, that they’ve had it too good for too long. It’s jarring to see someone in power treat them like human beings, and frankly, that’s probably dangerous to the ruling class