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Boost if you have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a chatbot Fav to carefully mention that all chatbot relationships are parasocial by necessity and design

Person: *opens a door to reveal that it is a room with chairs in it* Me, scared out of my wits: nope, I can't do this, I'm going home, this is too intense for me

Sometimes I think about the CK3 event "Dopey cat" this is the cat

nothing compares to it

Ubiquitous access to spreadsheets

The rivers will come back, right? ...right?

first they came for the popular ASMR artists they they will come for the "freight train slows down as it passes through a midtown city center at night" channels at length, they will come for the "dude plays Song of Syx non stop for six hours in silence" channels, but then there'll be none to tell

A more perfect archetypal logos, exempt from the human duality of sign and thing, and therefore not bound by the forms of speech, would not require the mediation of hearing, but is immediately beheld by the mind as the truth of things

The point of drawing dicks on things is not to send a message. Rather, it is to send the opposite of a message. It is to say "if someone who is so unrestrained that their first uninhibited impulse is to draw a dick got a hold of this, then whatever security arrangements you thought you had, haven't"

[madonna voice] who's that girl

Life hack: more situations than you'd initially suspect can be influenced through the simple heuristic of "chug chug chug chug"

[veilguard fishmonger voice] fish

every once in a while I am reminded of that time when I arrived early at an IKEA and they had the line item egg, 5 kr (50¢)

a hypermodern eidolon, not particularly scary but it is frustrating that they got the one remaining gig to teach hauntology

Build your own ancient traditions

the least secure password: correcthorsebatterystaple the second least secure password: cathairmustachepuzzle

if the Not Deer were not real, humans would invent them

It's okay to have first impressions it's not okay to still have them thirteen years later

Me: so the Backrooms lore is about using Jungian alchemy to defeat the Department of Energy Person: wat Me: oh you punster you

Impostor syndrome: hey Me: did you know what passes for quality control within the most advanced spheres of chatbot use is to kindly ask it to not do the bad thing? Impostor syndrome: holy moly Me: same time tomorrow? Impostor syndrome: sure